My girlfriend and I are going to the Dodgers-Giants game tonight and sitting in right field. While I am gorging myself on all-you-can-eat ballpark food I’ll be hoping to win the Barry Bonds Home Run Sweepstakes. I will climb over women, children, and the elderly to catch his home run if he hits it. I could figure out how to spend that small fortune from the auction earnings. Oh please, oh please, oh please…
You are prohibited from stuffing your face during Giants at-bats, by the way. You gotta be alert; I’m counting on you to make me set for life.
You are prohibited from stuffing your face during Giants at-bats, by the way. You gotta be alert; I’m counting on you to make me set for life.
How was the game? I know Barry shafted you… but – fun factor?
How was the game? I know Barry shafted you… but – fun factor?
I’m counting on you to make me set for life.
Pre-nup, yo.
I’m counting on you to make me set for life.
Pre-nup, yo.
Just watch out for the taxes. You’ll be living in Rod Beck’s trailer in no time. Wait. That would rule.
Just watch out for the taxes. You’ll be living in Rod Beck’s trailer in no time. Wait. That would rule.