Michigan
Miss-again!
3rd and 7? Cinch.
Throw a 5 yard out. Punt team!
New playbook? No Chance.
Cal
Great Unfulfilled Expectations
Holiday Bowl calls,
Bear fans bought homes there to save.
Nice weather, poor fate.
Oklahoma
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Teeth: No Problem. But No QB = uh-oh!
Vast Big 12 wasteland,
Someone needs to be second.
Watch out for your balls!
Wisconsin
They Grow Cheese and O-Lineman, QB’s aren’t a Natural Resource
Bland, ugly football.
Plain, unattractive people.
Party school makes sense.
UCLA
Red-Headed Step Child
The one-game wonder.
SEC-inspired O
Costs Dorrell his job.
Georgia
UGA: A synonym for delusional
Elite? Not a chance,
The Dawgs are simply Cal South
In a split conference.