USC
Trojan Whores
’05 best team hype
proves all games won on the field,
not by media.
LSU
Don’t Let Your Mouth Write Checks Your Team Can’t Cash
Les Miles, genius?
Prepared excuse for 10 wins,
underachievement.
West Virginia
Slaton’ed for an Undefeated Season
How’s the sore wrist, Steve?
Convenient “injury”, no?
Don’t drop that pigskin.
Texas
That’s a Healthy Colt You Got There
‘Horns fate rests on Colt,
Much stress on such weak shoulders.
Ghost of Chris Simms looms.
Florida
Well, Our Offense is Still a Decade Ahead of the Conference
Tebow-ners raging,
expect walking on water,
accept nothing less.