USA Today Reporter 1: “What were your thoughts on the game?”
TT: “Just another tough conference game. This is what I’m talkin’ about year-in and year-out. The SEC is so danged tough, it’s almost impossible to go undefeated in conference. That’s why our undefeated season in 2004 is single greatest accomplishment ever achieved by man in any dimension. ”
Terry Bowden: “Ha-ha. That’s a great answer, Coach.”
USA Today Reporter: “Um, Coach. USF isn’t in the SEC. And I highly doubt it was a better accomplishment than the invention of buffets.”
TT: “That’s just ESPN-funded mumbo-jumbo. They’re always trying to keep the SEC down by doing things like proclaimin’ South Florida ain’t part of the Conference. It’s that East Coast, New York City bias. 2004 all over again. And if USF wasn’t part of the conference, the game shouldn’t count against us anyway. The only games that should count for the BCS are games played against SEC competition. Everything else is a step or two below, at least. USC, 1-0 last year, Ohio State 0-1. F**king amateurs out there in other conferences. I mean throwin’ the ball around there like it’s a game hot potato or somethin’. That’s not footbawl. That’s a game that lil’ kids and girls play with Mommy when they wet their britches. Hell, we could do that every week and score 130. Ol’ Brandon can really fire the f**kin pigskin. But where’s the difficulty in that, I ask? (Seething with rage) All I’m really sayin’ is, we got all this technology with TV, TiVo and Oprah. But can’t nobody build me a time-travelin’ contraption that can take me back to 2004! Bull-S**t! C’mon Vandy. The only reason ya’ll are even in the SEC is to keep the grad rates up, arrest rates low and build me a Gall-Darned Time Machine!!!