From: Joe Harrington <joecool69@hotmale.com>
To: Pyle of List <pyleoflist@gmail.com>
Sent: Sept 12, 2007 5:17pm
Subject: Checkin’ in from the Road
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JP,
WHAZZZZZUP?!?!
Sorry it’s been so long since we’ve chatted, man, but things have kinda been a whirlwind around here. We’re J-town this week, doin’ the damn thang, as my teammates might say. Which reminds me, I’ve got a question to ask. Since you’re half-black, you could probably help me (I don’t mean that in a bad way or anything). What exactly does crunk mean? When I ask them all they say is “Don’t worry, dirty, you won’t ever need to know” and start laughing hysterically and pounding each others’ fists. I’m not mad, I just don’t like being in the dark.
Anyway, I heard that you picked me up again for your Fantasy Team. Smart move, big man. Last week was a bit of a hiccup, but you have absolutely nothing to worry about. This week, back on track in J-Ville. By the way, how about that Jackson kid? He has NFL Hall of Fame written all over him, in my humble opinion.
Well, I gotta run. Snoochy Boochies.
Keepin it real in ’07,
Joe
PS Have you heard of this YouTube? Check out this clip I found of me. Totally balled that chick later. Boo-yah!
Was he scrambling in circles while he wrote this?
That is more than funny, man! J-O-E-Y!
Joey: Everyone is still pulling for you in Oregon. You have to get with a team that can give you some space to throw the ball. That’s what you had in Oregon. Man, you’re accurate. You also need someone who can catch the ball. That’s the problem; it’s not you. Look at all the time Brady and Eli Manning have to throw the ball. Watch the tapes and use a stopwatch. You’re still a great quarterback; don’t get down. Keep working hard; keeping enlarging your knowledge, keep your focus; good things will happen. Be a scientist. Do more wind sprints. You need to be a little more nimble on your feet; if possible. Everyone wants you to succeed in a big way. This other guy isn’t going to do that well; he doesn’t have your savy or brains. Don’t give up. Sincerely, Fred Starkey/Springfield, Oregon..A 60 year old fan.