Now that the Lakers are officially a super team, we will catch up with them every so often with Superman (Kobe Bryant), Batman (Pao Gasol), The Flash (Derek Fisher), Green Lantern (Lamar Odom), Martian Manhunter (Andrew Bynum), Hawkman (Luke Walton), Aquaman (Ronny Turiaff), and Wonder Woman (Sasha Vujacic). And now I present, episode 1…
[We open on The Watchtower, a secret base on the lunar surface.
The camera pushes inside and we see a meeting of the JLA: The Justice Lakers of America after defeating the evil Nets]
Alright guys, good job last night. Sorry I couldn’t help out, but I got some kyrptonite under my pinky nail and you know how that goes…
Woo! Great speech ‘Supes!
Shut up, Aquaman. Let’s get down to what this meeting is all about: INITIATION!
Wait a minute fellas, I…
Shut up, new guy!
Yeah, newbie.
Quiet, all of you! Now, the way I see it, until you start carrying your share of the load around here, you’re gonna have to take all we have to dish out.
What?
It’s tradition and YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH TRADITION!
No, I meant the part about carrying my share. I did have 24 and 10 last night. Martian Manhunter didn’t even play…
[via satellite from the Hall of Justice Infirmary]
I take great exception to your remarks, earthling.
Fine. But I still did more than Hawkman, Lantern, and Wonder Woman combined. And don’t even get me started on Aquaman, I mean, I know I’m pretty new but that guy seems pretty worthless.
In my day, we would have had Aquaman killed during a long road trip. But now we’ve got this conduct policy that doesn’t allow things like murder, arson, and rape.
Woo! Yeah, rape! Right, Superman?!
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Aw hell, let’s just paddle Aquaman like we normally do.
[via satellite from the Hall of Justice Infirmary]
Seconded!
Woo! Oh wait…
[JLA members take turn wailing on Aquaman]
Where da white women at?!
Over here, you silly snake!
[Scene]
i died… from laughing. bring on scene 2.
Funny ish man, funny ish. “Where the white women at?” lol
Hilarious, keep em’ comin
Hmmm…. so this is where all the bigots hang out….