Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice…
[Superman sits alone, in a plush chair from Living Spaces, thinking]
Oh man, that was a tiring road trip. So many different cities, so many different white women. Now it’s time to kick back and enjoy the all-star break…
[unidentified voice]
Hello, Superman.
That voice!
[Lex Luthor's face appears on the giant screen]
That’s right, I’ve returned. I’ve been released from my prison in Miami, and have come to spoil your plans for a championship.
Ha! You’re over the hill, Luthor. Besides, you will never stop the combined forces of the Justice Lakers of America.
Oh yes, you’re new friend Batman and the young Martian Manhunter. Why don’t you ask Batman how many playoff games he’s ever won. And don’t worry about the Martian, I’m afraid his knee just isn’t healing properly.
But…
But nothing, I’ve taught you everything you know! All your championship belong to me!
[just then, The Flash walks in with some Staples Center garlic fries]
Oh. My. GOD!
Hey, uh, you gonna finish those? I haven’t eaten in minutes and I’m starving.
Get your own, fatass!
Blasted! I’ll get you for this, Lakers!
[Luthor shakes his fist at the screen until it turns off]
We’ll see, Luthor. We’ll see…
[scene]