Justice Lakers of America: Episode 3

February 25, 2008
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Okay, everyone be cool, Superman is pissed!

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Aargh! I can’t believe this man, how dare they treat me like this? Don’t they know who I am?!

 

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Woo! That’s right, buddy! You da man!

 

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Shut up, fishboy, I’m not in the mood for your ass kissing!

 

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Whoa, back off of Aqua, he’s just trying to be supportive.

 

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Ohhh, the great white hope has something to say! What, did you get that little nugget of gold from your daddy, daddy’s boy?!

 

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*fighting back tears*

Hey man, you know that’s off limits.

 

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And no one had my back last night! I’m fighting all the evils of the world, and where are you guys? Probably wasting your brain cells on that damn Wii again. I never should have bought you guys that thing.

 

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But I’m on the last level of Mario Galaxy!

 

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Children, all of you.

 

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That’s enough.

 

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What?

 

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Yeah, we’ve heard enough.

 

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As the veteran presence on this team, I feel we have to step in and end this. Infighting like this will not lead to a championship, which will not lead to a bonus check, which will not lead to my daughter getting the best treatment for her disease. And when my daughter isn’t healthy, someone get’s cut!

 

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And how do you plan to stop me?!

 

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With your kryptonite

 

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Yoo hoo! Any silly snakes in here?

 

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