Man Crush Update: The Bullpen Must Die

August 18, 2008
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Damn you, Chan Ho Park!

My Boy   KERSHAW!1! pitches another gem and you have to go and blow it all for everyone. Did you know that Clayton and I had plans to go out for bbq last night after the game, but after you blew his chance at a third win he called and canceled. He said he didn’t even feel like eating at all that night!

Is this what you wanted, Ho Park? To reduce a dreamy little Texan to the point where he can’t even enjoy a rack of baby back ribs and hours of my admiration? Well I hope you’re happy!

KERSHAW!1!’S final line: 6 IP, 8 hits, 1 ER,  1 BB, 6 Lembecks.

That is a sexy, sexy line my friends. And it should have gotten Uncle Charles back to .500 (3-3). But nooooo. Damn you Chan Ho! Damn you straight to hell!

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One Response to Man Crush Update: The Bullpen Must Die

  1. Toque on August 25, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Looks like the bullpen told you to ‘make other plans’.

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