It’s not often that we give away stuff here at Pyle of List, especially swag worth this much. But we got our hands on a DVD of the University of Oklahoma Sooners Greatest Games and wanted to give it to a deserving Sooner fan. So, we’re having a good ol’ fashioned caption contest for the prize. The person with the funniest caption for the photo below in the comments by 8pm EST will win the DVD which contains all the Barry Switzer you can handle… but without the smell of stale liquor. Please be sure to register to comment with your email address so we can contact you to send you the DVD. Good luck! 
Will tonight’s game be added to the next edition?
Did anyone get the plates on that truck?
Yes “OU2008″
Is this one of those games you play even though you can’t win?
I assure you that you can actually win.
Zombie Tebow was restrained for now, but eventually, he would get the helmet off.
Now look at my back and you will see wings open up. I will fly into the end-zone. Look fast because you will quickly be blinded by the bright light being emitted from my halo.
“I dont know why the Phillippino orphans are afraid for me to perform their castrations. There is only a little blood loss.”
“Block to the left more on the next play. Yeah, next play take the nose tackle left. I want to see if I can shove my my head up that linebacker’s ass even further on the next play…”
Like a pig in mud
“Whoops, I meant castrations, I mean I don’t know why the kids run from me, it isnt that bloody.”
Nobody from Oklahoma is going to make a comment about that mud being about the same color as the red clay down there????
“The mud, the score, my abysmal NFL projections – Nothing bothers me when I’m wearing my pretty, pretty wristbands.”
ok i swear i really mean circumsion not castration . i meant it should be : “I dont know why the kids are running from me. There is only a little blood loss during a circumsion. Really.”
I have been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day, and I want a big piece of YOU!
OPS is the winner because he capitalized on my affinity for the lesser works of Will Ferrell.
Nice work everyone. And OU JJ taught us that when it comes to circumcision jokes, the third time is the charm.
Pictured: Urban Meyer’s used tampon.
Send DVD to CIGAV. Thanks.
“Wow, I guess she really was a virgin.”
or
“Earned my redwings boys, High Five!!!”
So what if I like to eat red dirt. Wanna make somethin’ of it?
Dane Lesser,
Congrats for locking up last place.