Since the Cowboys have finally gotten rid of TO, I decided to go get a real Cowboys fan response from…this guy.
I’m back you libaral media morons. I know you all thought I’d gone out and hanged myself after the last two games of the season. I was more upset that I couldn’t get my sports book to cancel the bet 10 minutes into that last game against the Eagles. Oh well, I got plenty of real estate.
So, my good friend Jerry has decided to keep Wade Phillips. I’d love to see us go get Bill “The Jaw” Cowher or Mike “Weak Jaw” Shanahan, but at least Wade is a Texan. And his daddy knew to take of his hat indoors like mamma taught me so I guess I can stand another year.
Now Jerry has turned out that Owens fella. Now, I know he was that leading pass catcher over the last three years and all but I couldn’t be happier that that popcorn pushing attention hound is gone. I won’t have to listen to all the TO crap next year as the Cowboys head to the Super Bowl. And without a talented guy like that on the roster the betting odds should be even longer on that. (Need to get my bet in now before everyone realizes that this is the year for my Boys.)
Now that whiney, cryin’ little idiot is headed all the way up to Canada? What Al “Cryptkeeper” Davis didn’t get on the phone fast enough? Or maybe TO just doesn’t have the criminal record the Raiders want. But Buffalo now has that Lee Evans fella with TO and some decent running backs so I wouldn’t be totally suprised if the Bills end up ripping of some really impressive wins along the way. But in the end you know TO will start sobbing uncontrollably when he realizes that Trent Edwards and Ralph Wilson Stadium have replaced Romo and the New Cowboys Place.
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