Barack Obama and Tiger Woods
Two guys who the world is expecting too much from… Give the brothers some time! Both guys have fans and detractors who have unrealistic expectations. Tiger is recovering from knee surgery and Barack is recovering from a tough pick-up basketball game against other slow nonathletic politicians.
Jimmy Rollins is All World.
Jimmy was the only American player named to the WBC All Tournament Team. Prince Jeter has to feel so lame for taking PT away from Jimmy. This is the exact reason why the Yankees will underachieve this year… the names look good but the production will be questionable.
Jerry Jones loves Romo
Jerry Jones recently said that he wouldn’t trade Romo for anyone. That’s funny because Romo already traded football for a busty blonde.
The NBA… It’s Fantastic! (Detroit Isn’t)
The Chicago Bulls defeated The Detroit Pistons last night in a game that featured two “playoff” teams that both have losing records. The game was played without Derrick Rose, Allen Iverson, Rasheed Wallace, and Rip Hamilton. The only highlight is when the clock hit triple zeros. The City of Detroit as a whole needs to hide away and not come out to play for a while… between the auto industry bailouts, the criminal ex-Mayor, and the murder rate… they’ve had a rough go. Eminem is about to drop a new album. That’s some good news right?
The Shaun Rogers Diet
Eat whatever you want, anytime you want, wherever you want with absolutely NO consequences. Sign me up man! To make it even more lovely, you’ll receive a $6 million option bonus from your employer.