It’s no secret to those that know me that I feel the four commissioners of professional sports in America are slightly more useful then the consistently bad Keanu Reeves. (Seriously, how does this guy keep getting jobs in Hollywood? We saw everything he had in the talent department way back in the Bill and Ted days.)
Honestly, Carrottop has more range than this guy.
So when one of the Faulty Four do or say something right, I think it’s important to pat them on the head and give them a treat.
Roger Goodell has made it clear that he will propose expanding the regular NFL season by one or two games. To make room for the new games we’ll lose some of our preseason games. So, instead of fans paying full price to sit in the stadium and watch the 5th string Quarterback throw to a guy the team signed from the Wal-mart electronics department we’ll get meaningful games in August. Sounds good to me.
Now, I understand that local car dealerships who buy up all the ad time during those final two preseason games might suffer, but to be honest, I’m not buying a car from a guy in a cowboy hat and oversized novelty sunglasses with glittery dollar signs on them no matter how many wrestlers he hypnotizes.
Goodell (who would look good in the novelty sunglasses) has given some excellent, if not timely, reasoning behind his proposal. ”It’s clear we don’t need four preseason games anymore.”
Good Boy, Rog. That’s a good boy.