There we go! Woo!
Alright, I see your little game, Clayton. You are so sly! Like some sort of beautiful, beautiful fox with a rocket left arm.
At first I thought it was the bullpen.
Then a protest.
Even jealousy.
But now I see it was a ploy all along, so that you could get the win when the Doyers break the record for home game winning streak to start a season (also known as HGWSSS).
Well what a pleasant surprise for us fans! You were putting us on this entire time. Oh, you are so playful.
Final line: 5 IP, 4 hits, 1 ER, 3 BB, 5 Lembecks
What’s the next step for My Boy KERSHAW!1!? Well, besides him moving into my spare bedroom like I keep insisting, it’s keeping his pitch count down. He threw 99 pitches in those 5 innings, including over 30 in the first inning. Yeah, he Lembeck’d the side, but it kept him from going deeper (into the game). He needs to learn that he doesn’t have to strike everybody out, and just pitch for groundouts and flyouts sometimes.
Seriously, my place is right down the street from Dodger Stadium. Like less than a mile away!
Fine, I’ll stop. Don’t be mad *puppy dog face*.