I know it’s been a little while since I’ve been on here to talk about My Boy KERSHAW!1!, but that’s mainly because I didn’t want to brag. But now allow me to…
Since July 29th (my last Man Crush Update)
37.4 IP, 29 hits, 21 BB, 1.37 WHIP, 14 ER, 50 Lembecks
Now that’s dominance!
*puts hand over eyes, shakes head*
How dare some do nothing scoreboard put a hurtin’ on My Boy like that! Who does he think he is with his other team names and numbers…wait…
…numbers?
It’s all to clear to me now, scoreboard! You’re just jealous! You couldn’t handle the fact that all women (and most men) would sell your ass to a junkyard just to earn enough nickels to buy KERSHAW!1! an ice cream cone.
You just sit there from the sidelines talking about sports instead of actually being the one out there playing them. Do you know how pathetic that is?! Wait, scratch that last one.
Oh ho ho, I bet you are your entire nerdery of nerd friends are having quite the laugh between rolls of your 20-sided die. You made the super cool, incredibly handsome jock look the fool. Well guess what, trolls: KERSHAW!1! isn’t going to take this lying down…unlike your mom! I wouldn’t be surprised if a couple of +10 strength fastballs come whizzing at your face (again, something your mom would know about!) next time Clayton is out there warming up.
So watch your back, scoreboard! *kicks over game of Stratego that scoreboard and Panda Express sign are playing*