1. Saints-@Bills over 51–Here’s a bet to pounce on every week until it loses. Saints score over 40 each week and the Bills will score in the 20′s. The “Wiseguys” are jacking up the totals, but haven’t quite reached the right number. Like my buddy “The Duke” tells me–”It’s like takin’ money outta your grandmas wallet.”
SCORING FEST IN BUFFALO
2. @Lions +7 Skins–That’s right the Ofer-Lions. Not only will the cover, they will beat the Skins, sending DC into a frenzy, and forcing Congress to hold hearings on the possibility of a conspiracy theory involving the “Motor City 11″ victory. OK, here are a few factors involved in this monumental upset: The Lions have a better QB, better Rec’s, and a better coach, and are at home. The Skins barely beat the Rams, and the Coach, up by 2 in the 4th, decided to not kick the chip-shot field goal, and didn’t get the 1st down. He’s an idiot, and the Skins are embarrassingly inept!
LIONS ENTER STADIUM
3. Pack -6 1/2 @ Lambs–Even though they covered last week, the Lambs are still the worst team in the NFL. The Pack has been average, however, with their offense, it’s a matter of time before they explode…guess what? This is the week. Final score: Pack 44-the once proud Los Angeles Rams 10. I’m still extremely bitter about the Rams leaving Orange County (that’s correct, they played in the OC) and forcing me to buy season tickets to the Los Angeles Avengers Arena team, who folded this year, forcing me to attend WNBA Sparks games where I have to watch alternative-lifestyle-partners hug ‘n kiss after each bucket (not that would be a bad thing except for the fact they all look like my 3rd grade teacher, Ms. Prevo), but I digress…take the Packers in a rout.
RAMS ENTER STADIUM
4. Broncos -1 1/2 @Raiders–The Broncs actually have a decent defense. The Raiders have the worst QB in the league. I throw a tighter spiral than Russell (when I’m drunk). He’s just a tub-O-goo and will be benched as soon as Al Davis fires his freaky coach.
ANOTHER LONG DAY FOR NUT-JOB RAIDER FANS
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I can’t believe Pistol Pete didn’t jump on the Chicago bandwagon for Week #3? Especially with them facing Seneca Wallace? What’s wrong with that game Pistol, is it the biggest trap of the week?