Iverson is back at it… crying about not starting for the Memphis Grizzlies. He’s since left the team to handle “personal matters” The signing of Iverson didn’t make much sense to begin with. Mike Conley is supposed to be your PG of the future and you already have plenty of volume perimeter scorers in Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo. Here’s five reasons why having A.I. on your team is a no-no:
1. He’s delusional. He’s no longer skilled enough to volume shoot his team to wins. He can shoot a city into depression though.
2. If you’re a city with a casino. Forget about it.
3. He cut his cornrows to validate his new team-first identity but he’s actually been more of a douche bag with the Caesar cut.
4. He’s too old for his reckless style of play. But he’s apparently not too old to wear du-rags.
5. The guy actually doesn’t mind practice. It’s just that no one wants him there.
R. Queso aka Your Mom’s Favorite also blogs at http://www.magicrockets.com