It’s crunch time for NFL teams on the bubble…and it’s also crunch time for degenerate gamblers trying to get some of their $$$$ back before season’s end. Here are some winners to help you out.
Go straight!
1. Pats -3 1/2 vs. @ Dolphins: I’m banking on the fact that over the years the Pats have been great in games after a loss. They looked horrible Monday night. Look for coach Bill to have the Brady Bunch breathing fire. Moss and Welker will make fantasy geeks day on Sunday.
Wrong Brady Bunch dudes
2. @ Bengals -13 vs. Lions: I know the Bengals lost to the Raiders, however, Benson should be back, the defense should shut down Lion QB whoever starts, and Bengals are due to rough somebody up. The Lions can’t stop anyone. 33-10 final.
You may look tough Lion, but I’ve seen you play!
3. Saints -9 1/2 vs. @Skins: I guess the oddsmakers believe the Skins will score more than 24 points cuz the Saints will surely score 34. Don’t see this one being close. The spread should be 14 1/2. The Saints come marchin’ in to DC and it’s gonna get ugly in our nations capital.
Hey ma, it’s Billy-Bob-the Skins is gettin’ their asses kicked by Narlins, but da beer’s good and I eatin 7 dogs.
As always, don’t let your wife know you’re still betting on games, and cash those tickets.