#10- NO MORE: watching  the never-ending erectile dysfunction commercials. Not that I’ve ever had a problem with it.
9.- NO MORE: Disgusting Sunday, 9,345 calorie scarf fests of beer, 7-layer dip, chips, bean dip, pizza rolls, bratwurst, pepperoni sticks, m&m’s, tequila shooters, cheese puffs, Cheetos, and deep fried chicken fingers.Â
8.- NO MORE: Peyton manning commercials.
7.- NO MORE: Mindless blond Bimbos spouting misguided dribble from the sideline.
Maybe I need to rethink this one!
6.- NO MORE: Endless features on Brett Favre and how absolutely wonderful he is and how he can cure cancer with the touch of his throwing hand and how Favre at 15% is better than most QB’s at 100% and how he can play well into his 60′s and how it’s a shame he can’t throw TD passes to himself to double up on his stats, and how great it would be if everyone in the world could just spend 5 minutes with him etc, etc, et…f_ _ _ing…c.
Oh crap, I forgot, he’s in the playoffs!
5. -NO MORE: Late night calls from my bookie!
4.- NO MORE:Â Wasted Sundays sitting in front of the tube all day. I can finally get outside and spend some quality time with my good buddies.
3- NO MORE: Putting off my house cleaning.
2.- NO MORE: Nightmares after seeing Al Davis in his owner’s box.
1.- NO MORE: Puerile humor and sophomoric antics from the goofy pregame personalities.
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I thought you might enjoy this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qvpYyIPCw
(I AM Andy Reid)
Very good. Did you create this? You must be a Philly fan. Don’t feel bad, I’m a Bear fan.
Thanks, Pete
10a. Being a hardcore NY Giants fan were( NY Giants) closer to being the ’11 Superbowl champions
Yes this is the third parody I have done concerning the Eagles….
It helps to vent the frustration….
Watching the Eagles these last ten years is like watching “Von Ryan’s Express” over and over again…
great movie, but you already know the ending…
I m impress thats a great..work