Matt Leinart: Devout Hedonist

February 18, 2010
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Were you aware that Matt Leinart had a foundation?  (And it’s not Boobs and Beer for the Back-up.)  While the site is filled with typos (“disadvantage youth”) and lists its statement of purpose as wanting “to create opportunities for children in need of extra special help,” and least Leinart is giving back.

And you don’t even know the half of it:

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We already knew that Matt “gives it his all” off the field, but apparently “giving it all” on the field now means performing mop-up duty for someone twice your age and not even doing that so well.

So Leinart performs well with the ladies and poorly on the gridiron.  But how does he perform in the eyes of God?  He’s how he fares regarding the 10 Commandments.  (And since his presentation is with the Catholic Center, we’ll use their version.)

#1 I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD; THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME; THOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR THYSELF AN IDOL:

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#2 THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD IN VAIN:

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#3 REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY AND KEEP IT HOLY:

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#4 HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER:

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#5 THOU SHALT NOT KILL:

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#6 THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY:

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#7 THOU SHALT NOT STEAL:

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#8 THOU SHALT NOT LIE:

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#9 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THEY NEIGHBOR’S WIFE:

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#10 THOU SHALT NOT COVET ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO THY NEIGHBOR:

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 Sorry Matt.  But at least you’ve got that foundation.  Maybe that will get you some bonus points at the Pearly Gates.

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4 Responses to Matt Leinart: Devout Hedonist

  1. Mrhavana on February 23, 2010 at 12:22 am

    your an asshole

  2. Kuhn on February 23, 2010 at 8:51 am

    I appreciate the comment and understand that you must have a very busy schedule that prevented you from adding an apostrophe and an “e.” (Forget capitalization or punctuation, that would be asking way too much.)

  3. mary rose on September 8, 2010 at 3:16 am

    The pictures are not really related to the commandment

  4. Kuhn on September 8, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Which pictures?

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