It’s a new week with new sports topics for me to munch on. Let’s get to it.

So apparently it’s alleged that Chicago Bulls’ GM John Paxson pushed head coach Vinny Del Negro in an argument over a minutes dispute for their starting center Joakim Noah. So they’re basically fighting over control of another man’s time. It’s also been reported that Paxson and Del Negro will now be sleeping in separate bedrooms.

MLB umpire Joe West has caused quite a stir with his complaints on the slow speed of the Yankees-Red Sox games in their season-opening series. Several have said that his small strike zone contributes to the slow pace. But no one mentions Neil Diamond’s old ass up there wasting everyone’s time singing “Sweet Caroline.”

It’s NHL playoffs time! Okay sorry, I’ve got nothing.

Evander now holds the WBF Heavyweight belt as the result of a recent victory over Francois Botha. His next fight be a royal rumble format versus his former wives and his small tribe of children.