The University of Alabama, last year’s BCS Champions, is ranked #1 in the pre-season polls. Here are some things that will keep them from winning it all for the second year in a row:
-Players worried that wearing more than two rings will make them look gay
-Other SEC coaches have figured out they’ll probably just hand the ball to that guy who won all the trophies
-Team distracted by cloud formations
-Can’t rely on Terrence Cody to eat offensive linemen
-Lane Kiffin no longer around to distract Urban Meyer with trash talk, flirty texts, and bedroom eyes
-Running out of puppy souls to feed Nick Saban
-Really not worth the effort when they can just claim another championship like they always do
