Nearly every year an unranked team rises from the depths and goes on a great run with their eye on the BCS trophy. Here are some teams that might emerge this season and what methods they’ll use to do so:
Syracuse: Has been storing bedbugs to release on opponents
Memphis: Got all the big black kids it could find in the local neighborhoods after watching The Blind Side
Army: Expected to excel after Obama declares a police state
Wyoming: Gonna stop ridin’ fences
USC: Technically not eligible to win BCS title, but since when have they followed the rules?
Louisville: Arming defensive players with Sluggers
Texas Tech: Search of facilities revealed busload of 5-star recruits Mike Leach had kept locked in underground cages
Western Kentucky: Breaking out the good moonshine
Indiana: Coach has threatened to show Hoosiers on repeat in players’ dorms if they lose a game
Tulsa: If they win, staff will finally allow them to leave Tulsa
