With the addition of Utah and Colorado next year, the PAC-10 will officially become the PAC-12 and hold a conference title match-up at the end of the season. A number of locations are being considered for the championship game. Here are some pros and cons for each:
LOS ANGELES
Pro: Since they have no professional football team, locals can focus all their indifference toward the game
Con: Hipsters wearing ironic athletic jerseys will be forced into sports conversations by visiting fans
LAS VEGAS
Pro: Short drive for the losing team to drown their sorrows in prostitutes
Con: All-you-can-eat seafood buffet pre-game meals
GLENDALE
Pro: Dry heat
Con: Still located in Arizona
SEATTLE
Pro: All those people who talk about how great a city it is but don’t actually live there will have an excuse to visit
Con: Over-caffeinated wet spectators
SAN FRANCISCO
Pro: Can easily create catchy championship game theme song by simply rewriting Full House lyrics
Con: Rice-a-Roni sponsorship not as lucrative as it used to be