Last week Tennessee Coach Derek Dooley compared his team’s lack of communication to the Germans during World War II. Here are some other comparisons he considered making that were also in poor taste:
-”Our defense gives up more scores than a blond sorority girl working out her daddy issues.”
-”Our running game couldn’t get a participation medal at the Special Olympics.”
-”Our team morale’s lower than a midget playing limbo.”
-”Our linemen keep crashing into each other like a bunch of blind hijackers.”
-”Our team rhythm is worse than a deaf Asian singing karaoke.”
