Michigan State has been letting actor Gerard Butler speak at their games to pump up the crowd based on the loose connection that their mascot is a Spartan and he played a Spartan in the film 300. However, he does not speak in character. Here are some other personalities colleges could hire to energize...
Cam Newton, the seemingly unstoppable quarterback of the Auburn Tigers, is considered by most to be the front-runner for the Heisman Trophy. Here are some little-known facts about him: -Only throws interceptions so that he can tackle people -His farts are a best-selling perfume by Calvin Klein -Scares Keyzer Soze -Can score from anywhere...
The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series for the first time. Here are some ways the fans in Texas celebrated: -Extra killin’ juice in that day’s executions -Walker, Texas Ranger marathon -Making really, really big World Series T-shirts -Deep frying baseballs -Roping Astros fans -Saying stuff that’s very American and very offensive